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I was reading the Chinese newspaper today at Grace's Cafe and I came upon an interesting story. It goes like this.

Famed scholar Ouyang Hsiu went to eat for dinner. Though famous, he certainly was not above the commons, but certainly he had eaten better, for the food at this particular restaurant was rather tasteless and bland. While finishing his meal, the owner of the restaurant was informed of the presence of such an eminent scholar, and not wanting to let such an opportunity pass itself, quickly ordered the calligraphy set (brush and all) to be brought out. The owner then with great reverence asked Ouyang but to leave a short scribble, for even that would be close to priceless.
Ouyang thought for a moment, smiled, and wrote down the following poem:

When finished, the owner of the restaurant shouted his praises, ordered the writing to be framed on the spot, and then proceeded to hang the work as a centerpiece for all to see.
Weeks had gone by, and many had come to admire the great work, it perhaps even brought the restaurant more customers and renown. Then one day, a young, bright scholar entered for a meal, and upon reading the poem, fell down in laughter. Why was he laughing?

I'll post the answer later. See if you can find out Ouyang's hidden message.
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