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A teacher with thick accent (鄉音濃重) was reading a poem by 陸游 in class. The poem goes like this:

《臥春》
暗梅幽聞花,
臥枝傷恨底,
遙聞臥似水,
易透達春綠.
岸似綠,
岸似透綠,
岸似透黛綠.

Students were asked to write down the poem as the teacher dictated. Here's what one student wrote:

《我蠢》
俺沒有文化,
我智商很低,
要問我是誰,
一頭大蠢驢.
俺是驢,
俺是頭驢,
俺是頭呆驢.

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